Because my mother used to say to me, “Be a good boy”,…right along with teaching me to “sit”, “down”, “Roll over” and “Play dead”.

Also, I want to be the first person in the modern era to merit greeting people with the salutation of: “You’re welcome” because I’ve done them all a good turn by ending inflation forever, immediately and mathematically doubling their purchasing power and greatly increasing the demand for every enterprise’s goods and services…all with a single policy.